Nobody I've told this joke to seems to appreciate (or get) it, so I thought I'd try a more appropriate audience. Must be my delivery.
Did you hear the one about the Hollywood producer who checks into a hotel room? He picks up the Gideon's Bible, reads the first line of Genesis, and automatically yells: "Rewrite!"
In another version, it's a college writing teacher. When he reads the line "In the beginning, God created the heavens and earth", he clucks his tongue and scribbles in the margain: Show, don't tell.
Literal Fixation by Rylan Hunter on 05/15/2012 - 6:16pm
When I see someone that stirs an interest in me, I picture them naked.
I don't mean naked as in smooth skin, tanned body, seductive smile. I mean naked as in a sweaty back and thighs, flushed skin, involuntary spasms with eyes shut tight and mouth wide open. Anything less is a waste of my imagination.
As a reader/editor/writer of erotica, I feel the same way. There doesn't have to be a sex scene in every single chapter. The kind of reader that is keeping a tally of sex scenes and positions in order to like a story is probably still in middle school and not allowed to read what we publish. Quality over quantity, people, and don't hold back when you do meld those hips together. It's not like sex is new and only recently discovered. The body parts are all the same, the ins and outs, the race for home base. So when you get to that point where someone reaches out and pulls a body (willing or unwilling) close, then do what you have to do and make the reader believe you really did re-invent sex. Don't hold back and remember that sex is messy, sounds weird at times, has its own unique aroma, and makes us lose control.
Lydia Sharp has a great post about how watching TV and movies can make you a better writer. I know some writers take issue with television in particular, but I notice that as I've become more selective about what shows I watch, I have also discovered that many of these shows have helped me as a writer.
Eros and Thanatos by Annabeth Leong on 05/13/2012 - 11:12am
What if my God was dead and I knew it? This was the question that kicked off In the Death of Winter, the most recent one of my stories to post on this site.
I didn't want to write about denial, or clinging to outdated beliefs. I wanted to write about a character persisting in a hope she knows to be false. Bolormaa, the main character, has been a priestess of the winter God Erlik for most of her life. Young when she devoted herself to him, she has grown old. Her relationship with the god was once powerful, brutal, and true, but he's gone now and isn't coming back.
Sinful Chocolate by Jeannie O'Reilly on 05/11/2012 - 5:22pm
Yeesh, what a week! I was whumped by the flu and then a family medical issue came up that was worrisome. Happily all is well now! But I managed to slog through my daily word count though the work was laborious. *sighs*
Until yesterday! The characters, as usual, took off and went in a different direction that I had planned so now I'm playing catch-up (with fries, please). I think I'll be finally able to send off my outlines for the next two novels in the trilogy because I have a far better idea of where this is going right now. And the new direction? Hotter and kinkier, my friends! ;)
Fast plug: Saw The Avengers last week and will again next week. I highly recommend it! They helped get my Kink Muse going! ;)
Sweet Spot by Ava Burquette on 05/09/2012 - 5:37pm
True tidbit about me: I'm a science geek. When I'm not writing, I really love reading those pop-science books about the out-there science disciplines. Cosmology. String theory. One of the best-known of the out-there science theories (thank you very much, Jurassic Park) is Chaos theory and the butterfly effect. It's the idea that the development of a system can differ drastically if even the slightest of the starting conditions are altered. It's usually explained with the example of a butterfly flapping it's wings in Europe effecting the formation of a hurricane off the coast of Africa.
I couldn't help but remember this theory as I was working on the revisions for my erotica manuscript. Before I started hacking at the starting draft, I wrote character sketches for all of the characters in the book. The more I developed my main character, the more I realized that she would have had a much harder time dealing with a supernatural world where sex is everyone's favorite pastime.
Something that distinguishes my writing (other than, of course, being laden with kinky, dirty, passionate sex) is that all of my characters of flawed. They are not shiny, happy, perfect, idealized people. They fuck up, even though they may have the best of intentions. They try to apologize or fix what was broken. They move on, or bury dark secrets under layers of pain and regret. And I love that about them. Flaws are interesting. They keep us wanting to know more, to understand. They hook us and keep us invested.
Jack L. Pyke by Jack L. Pyke on 05/05/2012 - 2:10pm
On the great debate “who knows you write erotica,” one reason I don’t tell people I write erotica… the devious mind behind my nineteen-year-old, sell-the-teeth-in-your-Gran’s-mouth lad.
I will be doing some updates to both ForbiddenFiction.com and FantasticFictionPub.com on Sunday. In addition to the regular security updates, we will be replacing the chat module on ForbiddenFiction.com. We know that the chat app has been very popular and we want to provide you want the best experience here that we can.
I will provide more updates when we have completed the updates.
suivez les etoiles by E.E. Grey on 05/03/2012 - 8:35pm
Everything I've ever read about how to "be a writer" basically says there is no formula, but the general rule is that you wake up every day wanting to write. I don't really like this rule. I wake up every morning wishing I didn't have to go to work and calculating how much time I'll have between getting off work and the TV show on that night. Of course, I also wake up thinking about my days off and planning just exactly what I'll have time to write on those days.
In addition to my own stories I write for here, my livejournal, and whatever, I also do freelance writing for a few people/companies which takes up a lot of writing time that I'd rather dedicate to my own stuff but can't.
Errant Nights by Matthew Nadelhaft on 05/02/2012 - 11:41pm
Geppetto Falls Off the Wagon has gone up for purchase, and I didn't even notice. April was a hard and hectic month with lots of reviewing, job applications, editorial work and, worst, the suicide of a dear friend. So somehow Geppetto's launch passed me by. Belatedly, I've notified everyone I know by email, Facebook and Twitter (sending out the emails and not clicking on the address for my late friend was awful) but so far, while a few people have congratulated me, there's been a distinct lack of shows of interest in buying the thing. A couple of people reposted my notice, which has me wondering about the social dos and donts of publicizing your own work. Would I look desperate if I posted a reminder on my Facebook page every day? Or would it look like I was bragging about a publication overmuch? Would people tell me to shut up about it?
Art Uncovered by Siolnatine on 05/01/2012 - 9:37pm
My job necessarily involves spontaneous lessons in erotica cover design. D.M. Atkins has all kinds of business, marketing, publishing, law, and human sexuality information crammed in that purple-braided head than I could possibly anticipate. We never know what I need to know until I stumble across a gap in my knowledge.
For example, I initially proposed a cover for "In the Death of Winter" that strongly implied one character is fisting another. Sounds hot, right? I made sure the hand and crotch were off the top of the image. It should be fine. Did you know clear depictions of fisting are automatically obscene according to certain decency laws, and even censored depictions are too pornographic for the front cover? I had no idea.
This is such an exciting time of year where I live. Not only do we get to shed pounds of clothing, but we can sleep with the window open and spend time outside. I'm one of those people who checks my plants and flowers daily-they grow daily, you know :) This year is extra special because my first book on FFP is about to be launched! Summer break is right around the corner-I'm an academic-and then I can devote hours to my next two books. What a great time of year!
Wanton Rhetoric by D.M. Atkins on 04/30/2012 - 3:03pm
It sounds like a set up for a joke.
What do these have in common?
5 people in the living room (and another on IM), 5 laptops in the room and a server backing up in the next, 2 large dry-erase white boards with assorted colored pens, 2 cats (chasing each other around and doing "kitten boxing"), and two extra large pizzas (for us, not the cats, really), for 8+ hours...
That about sums up yesteday's staff project meeting to work on site redesign. We have a draft with the three large stages of rebuild. Next we find a web developer capable of actually implementing it. We need some pretty sophisticated coding done in Drupal 7 for both sites (and a third in design now). This one is the old Drupal 6 platform and only does a tenth of what we need.
Thanks to Erika, TM, Lon, Siolnatine, and virtual-Rylan for their work Sunday. (And the massive work they do every day.)
If you know any really fantastic Drupal 7 web developers, send them our way. We are taking bids on the project.
When it's done, you will be amazed. Truly. Publishing hasn't been done like this before!
Literal Fixation by Rylan Hunter on 04/28/2012 - 2:06pm
Synergy is one of my favorite words as an editor because when I see it unfolding in front of me as I read a new story, I know magic is about to happen.
Everyone knows there are critical elements to creating a story, but including those elements doesn't guarantee success. I know a car needs fuel to get anywhere, but if I put diesel fuel in my car I can kiss that ride goodbye. When I read a story there are three things that can either bring me to my knees, unworthy to read something so amazing, or have me blinking and wondering if I missed something.
Eros and Thanatos by Annabeth Leong on 04/28/2012 - 11:15am
"And they all lived happily ever after." It happens at the end of a fairy tale, to let the reader know that, no matter what horrors appeared in the course of the story, it all worked out in the end. You're safe now.
But what if you're not?
As far back as I can remember, there have been fairy tales that left me feeling unsettled. Hans Christian Anderson's version of "The Little Mermaid," or, worse, "The Little Match Girl." But the most memorable of all was Bluebeard. I read my book of fairy tales over and over, but only got the courage to dip into Bluebeard one in every four times or so.
The images stayed with me—dead women locked into a tiny room, blood on a key, being alone in an isolated house with a murderous husband. Perhaps the strength of those impressions explains why it's my favorite fairy tale as an adult.
Invisible Art by Erika L Firanc on 04/26/2012 - 11:10am
Print books are a page-based layout medium. What the producer puts on the page is what the receiver sees, barring exotic technological interventions. (Colored filters for dyslexic readers, magnifying lenses, complex projectors that put the content up on a large screen... whatever. Those aren't how most books are read.)
Ebooks, on the other hand, are a tagged-language medium. What the producer creates is the suggestion of format; what the receiver views is filtered through hardware and software to display something like that intent. In order to make reflowable text, able to grow or shrink or display sideways in the device, the creator can't decide exactly where the line breaks go, how deep the margins are, and how many words fit on a page. The exact appearance of the ebook will be based somewhat on the software and hardware used to read it.
Sigh...it actually took much longer than I thought. I thought the revisions would never stop! LOL! But, through careful tutelage, and spending probably ten times longer on edits than it took to pen the story originally, my story has moved into the "in production" phase. Again, sigh, but with a smile and sense of accomplishment. :)
I will have to say the final version is much improved over the original submission. So much, in fact, it really amazes me it was a). accepted to begin with, and b). the staff's ability to see a "diamond in the rough." Wow.